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Here’s a summary about what you should expect when dating with girls
from different races.

Chinese Meimei
First date – You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date – You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!
Third date – You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to
realize that nothing is ever going to happ.

INDIAN MINACHI
First date – Meet her parents.
Second date – Set the date of the wedding.
Third date – Wedding night.

MALAY MINAH
First date – You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date – You get to grope all over and mk out a bit.
Third Date – She moves in. One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all move in.
But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times.

WHITE MARY
First Date – You both get drunk and have sex.
Second Date – You both get drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary – You both get drunk and have sex.

ARAB AL-KATIJAH
First Date – Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date – You are shot dead.
Third date – Not Applicable

p.s: This is from a website on my link column. Take it in the light-hearted way k? I love friends from all race.

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